Is that a stimulus package in your pants, or are you just happy to tax me?

The People’s Cube tells us everything we need to know about the economic stimulus package. If you are “insecure about the pork in your portfolio”, just take a gander at Nancy Pelosi’s endorsement:

The size of your Stimulus Package is everything when it comes to impressing the voters. The best way to keep them happy is with a huge bailout. It's also a way to longer lasting, more satisfying elections.

And there are many more rave reviews of the their own packages, including ones from Joe Biden, Chris Dodd, and Barney Frank !

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