Jesus Was a Treasonous Teabagger

I wonder how Jesus would have made out in today's times. He would certainly have been subject to some ridicule in the MSM. Just a dang rowdy teabagger, I guess:

From Matthew, Chapter 10:

Verse 16: Behold, I send you forth as sheep in the midst of wolves: be ye therefore wise as serpents, and harmless as doves.

Verse 34: Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

Oh my. That Jesus dude was one rabble-rousin' MF'er.

h/t to my friend RC, and his latest post: The Indepedence Day Irony and Freedom Paradox and I'm Going to Piss You Off. You really should read the whole thing (page needs time to load, be patient).