Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Know Any Lesbian Alcoholics?

Well, take heart ! Our friends at the National Institute of Health are here to help:

The UIC College of Nursing has received a $3 million federal grant to continue research to identify risk factors for excessive drinking among lesbians.
Three million dollars? Sounds like some researchers extending their own shelf-life.

Your tax dollars at work.

4 comments:

Steve Newton said...

OK Shirley, here's the deal:

$1 million for me to be the researcher

$1 million for you to be the lesbian

$500 K for Chainsaw to pick the probably necessary "other lesbian"

$500 for the "other lesbian"

Seems like as good a use for Federal grant money as anything.

What do lesbians drink, anyway?

Joe said...

I could guess what they eat.

Anonymous said...

HOld on...isn't alcohol how you get a girl to go lesbian? At least that is what happens on the Real World.

Chainsaw said...

I like how you think, Steve.