The UIC College of Nursing has received a $3 million federal grant to continue research to identify risk factors for excessive drinking among lesbians.Three million dollars? Sounds like some researchers extending their own shelf-life.
Your tax dollars at work.





4 comments:
OK Shirley, here's the deal:
$1 million for me to be the researcher
$1 million for you to be the lesbian
$500 K for Chainsaw to pick the probably necessary "other lesbian"
$500 for the "other lesbian"
Seems like as good a use for Federal grant money as anything.
What do lesbians drink, anyway?
I could guess what they eat.
HOld on...isn't alcohol how you get a girl to go lesbian? At least that is what happens on the Real World.
I like how you think, Steve.
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